The Republic of The birthday destruction force is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning lion population. The democratic, devout population of 5.301 billion birthday destruction forceans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 19.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient birthday destruction forcean economy, worth 178 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,758 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown. The birthday destruction force's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The birthday destruction force is ranked 165,833^rd in the world and 5,386^th in Suspicious for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 77.12 on the Clooney Contribution Index.